tell me i'm a screwed up mess

I saw a 50 year old guy walking down the street smoking a joint and singing Up All Night

funonedirectionfacts:

this fandom has no limits omg

ahahahahahahahaha! Sorry.. UNCLE COME BACK! N I’m kidding:P

Truth about becoming/being a Directioner.

Any One Direction interview..

Interviewer: So how did you become a band?
Me: Obviously they auditioned as solo artists on xfactor and at bootcamp got put together as a band.
One Direction: We auditioned as solo artists on xfactor and at bootcamp got put together as a band.
Interviewer: So we all want to know who has a girlfriend?
Me: Louis and Liam have girlfriends.
One Direction: Louis and Liam have girlfriends.
Interviewer: Who would you most like to collaborate with?
Me: Bruno Mars.
One Direction: Bruno Mars.
Interviewer: Blondes or brunettes?
Me: They're gonna say both..
One Direction: Both.
Interviewer: So whos your dream girl Louis?
Me: Natalie Portman.
Louis: Its gotta be Natalie Portman.
Interviewer: Well its been great getting to know you boys
Me: Well thats 5 minutes of my life I wont get back...
EVERY SINGLE TIME